Wednesday, May 11, 2011

It's a... Puppy?

Alicia Silverstone of Clueless fame just gave birth to a baby. Presumably of the human variety, but I can't be sure. It's a little confusing when a new bundle of joy has a name that could place him squarely in the family dog's new litter of puppies.

Welcome to the world, Bear Blu Jarecki!

When you have need of a therapist (a near certainty, considering your parentage), I suggest touching base with Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale and Bronx Mowgli Wentz. Or Mariah Carey's new twins, Moroccan and Monroe (Roc and Roe, get it?)

Ha. Hilarious.

You know, for all the obsessing over the safety of car seats and crib bumpers, it seems ironic that so many parents have no concerns about name-induced trauma. Psychological damage for sure.

Seriously, Roc and Roe?

Cross "Future CEO" off the list.

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