Friday, November 21, 2008

Move Over Zuma Nesta

Ashlee Simpson (of Saturday Night Live lip syncing fame) and her husband Pete Wentz (of who knows what fame) have had a son. I wasn't sure if there were any remaining names out there that could make me drop my teeth, but it appears I was wrong.

So welcome to the world Bronx Mowgli Wentz! (Yes, that's Mowgli, as in Jungle Book's Mowgli). Perhaps your mom can arrange a playdate with Zuma Nesta Rossdale.

So many sarcastic comments I want to make, so little time...

4 comments:

foculbrown said...

Even "Colter" seems tame compared to these names.

foculbrown said...

...and just another reason why stupid people should not be allowed to procreate!

fiona said...

Gag. And this is even more irksome because I love the Jungle Book! especially the actual books. And now poor Mowgli's name has been desecrated by these people.

And "Zuma," besides being strange, sounds like it should at least be a girl's name to me...

Megan B said...

Bronx Wentz without the Mowgli is pretty awful too. Someone needs to call CPS.