Sunday, May 15, 2011

From the Grotesque Files

*Warning: This post contains a link with pictures that you might find disturbing. (At least I hope you find them disturbing. If you don't find them disturbing, please unfriend me on facebook). Click through at your own risk.*

I wish I had boobs. Really, I do. (There is nothing quite as depressing as weaning twins while dieting and watching your voluptuous curves morph into deflated little bean bags). That said, plastic surgery is out of the question. I mean, how embarrassing would it be to die from boob-job-related complications? "What did you die of?" "Oh, I was killed in the American Revolution. How about you?" "Um, I died because I wanted a bigger rack." Besides, who needs surgery when when there's such a thing as the wonderbra?

But, some women like the perks (pardon the pun)that a little surgical enhancement can provide, so they go under the knife. Which is understandable. Like I say, I'd love to have boobs, myself. But, as I've written about in the past, some women have taken the whole Chesty McCleavage obsession too far.

Of course, when I wrote the above-mentioned blog post, I didn't realize Ms. Gallon-of-Silicon size 38KKK would be bumped off the totem pole by someone with a pair of 26-pound bazoombas hanging from her 5'2" frame. Yes, folks, a woman by the name of Chelsea Charms has decided to become her very own Macy's Parade balloon (complete with built-in floatation devices) by surgically strapping a set of size 164 XXX watermelons onto her chest. Well, not exactly watermelons. More like planets. (Little did you know that Pluto was demoted to make room in the solar system for these babies).

It is absolutely grotesque. Her breasts look like they are in a tug-of-war with her body, which doesn't bode well.

I mean, look who won in the tug-of-war with her brain.

7 comments:

MyDonkeySix said...

I still want to vomit from those pictures. There is something to be said for too much of a good thing.

Cath said...

All I can think is, for real girl?? Those should be outlawed. Who would do that to another human being? Or want that? I'm aghast. Aghast. Loved seeing you guys last nigh! The extra dessert is gone. And I ate most of it! ;) Thank you!!

Cameron and Nonie said...

What!??!?! and Why!!?? would anyone want that. Even a cartoon character looks more real than that. Thanks for letting that be the last image I see before going to bed tonight. That'll bring nightmares for sure. (Seriously still shuddering.)

Megan B ♥ said...

Wh-wh-WHATTTT???? Those are freakish. That seems like it should be medically illegal or something...

Bonnie said...

Nonie, sorry about the nightmares. But you can't say I didn't warn you.

Aubrey said...

That is just plain wrong! I don't care what she says, I bet her back is killing her!

foculbrown said...

Wow. That's just plain wrong.