Friday, February 6, 2009

Bigger is Better?

When her parents told Sheyla Hershey to "dream big" I'm not sure this is quite what they had in mind. The 28-year old Houston resident has gone under the knife nine times to enhance her breasts to a staggering size 38KKK.

The latest surgery required a full gallon of silicone.

Um, owwwwww.

She dumped her boyfriend (who had initially paid for her plastic surgery) when he began pleading with her to stop the silicone insanity. "I love him very much but I had to leave him to follow my dream," she said.

Dream of what? Never again having anyone look her in the eye? Not being able to fit through a door? Being mistaken for a blond pair of basketballs?

With that much silicone in your chest, wouldn't you be terrifically sore all the time? And worried about bumping into sharp corners?

And I thought the people who dreamed of climbing Mt. Everest were nuts.

5 comments:

Evil HR Lady said...

Ummm, wow. Dumber than a box of hair.

mean aunt said...

Does she understand the concept of gravity and aging skin?

Sara said...

Doesn't her back hurt? Mine are only double letters, but my back hurts at the end of the day.

She is insane. Really, truly insane. Does she not get why there is a reason American doctors stop performing the procedure at a certain point?

And how on earth does she not tip over?

overlyactive said...

Pretty scary how crazy people are. Thank you for not putting a picture of this one on your post! =)

Haven said...

Whooooieeeeee! What guy wants to nuzzle a pair of basketballs??? Honestly, where can she get a bra? What dreams demand that your breasts need to have their own gravitational pull????