Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Random Thoughts

We are now going on our third week of illness and the 16th day that someone has had a fever. Matthew and Leah both have double ear infections. I need more arms.

Normally I get the January blues followed by the tax-season blues. Now I have the will-winter-ever-go-away blues.

What is up with the serving sizes of some foods? A package of M&Ms is two servings (as if any normal human will dutifully wrap up the remaining candies when she has consumed half the package) and yet, a serving size for ding dongs is TWO ding dongs. Huh?

Speaking of sizes and snack cakes, why is it that bra makers assume that a large rib cage equals a large cup size? Not everyone is carrying around surgically-enhanced ding dongs.

Who needs classes on the laws of thermodynamics when you can just look to my computer desk if you want to see entropy in action?

No race/religion/gender/sexual orientation is free from idiots. They have infiltrated every group there is.

As long as I'm on the subject of idiots, would everyone stop all this Obama birth certificate nonsense? I don't care if you think he was born on the moon; the fact remains that he has been sworn in as President of the United States. He is the President whether you like it or not. End of story.

Weaning and dieting at the same time does not do one's figure any favors.

If Donald Trump is running for President, does that mean we can launch a federal investigation into the cause of his bad hair?

2 comments:

MyDonkeySix said...

Aren't you glad you came to visit?! Wish I was closer to help. And what IS up with Donald Trump's hair?

fiona said...

Those darn idiots... they're just EVERYwhere!