Cher's Underwear Problem

Music icon and fashion horror story, Cher, has a problem with underwear.  Not hers, of course (nor the fact that she often mistakes hers as outerwear).  With Mitt Romney's.  Because his underthings are ultra weird and scary -- pssst!  Romney thinks his underwear is magic!!

Behold, her twittery wisdom:

"I Feel if he [Obama] doesn't get all his DUCKS IN A ROW we'll b forced 2 listen 2Uncaring Richy Rich!  The whitest man in MAGIC UNDERWEAR in the WH!"

Maybe it's just me, but I don't think Cher is the right one to be pointing fingers here.  I mean, if anyone's underwear looks like it is about to sprout wings and start shouting, "Expelliarmus!" it's Cher's.  Not to mention the other glaring ironies - that she not only happens to be white, but according to Forbes Magazine, she is richer than the old GOP devil himself, by upwards of $55 million.

But, she cares, so I guess that's the difference.  (Celebrities: they may not know what they are talking about, but they "care.")

Well, I hate to disappoint you, Cher, but Mitt Romney's underwear isn't magic.  And if you were to suggest such a thing to his face, I think he might manage to unzip his business-like demeanor long enough to give you a hearty guffaw.  He might even snort a little.  I mean, for heaven's sake, magic underwear?  Really?

Yes, many members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (myself included) wear what are called "garments" underneath their regular clothing.  It's simply a reminder of promises they have made to God in temples.

But I realize that such a boring and reasonable explanation would defeat the purpose of making Romney look like a backwards religious nutcase, and I hate to spoil your party, so I'll let you get back to your "tolerant" and "understanding" ways.

Right after I make fun of this outfit.  Honestly, Cher, what were you thinking?