I think I am missing a few standard-issue female genes. Like the ones that cause most women to enjoy shopping and manicures, and to buy a purse to match every outfit they own.
But those things are relatively minor flaws in my girliness, I admit. So in the way of more serious confessions, here is a true shocker: I cannot stand Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight" vampire series. I know I'm setting myself up for hate mail from half the women I know, but seriously, Bella is such an idiot, and "Twilight" is just not a love story. And that's all I can say about it because if I dwell on the subject any longer I will get so worked up I will be unable to speak rationally.
Like I said, I must be missing something.