Wearing sunglasses indoors does not identify you as being cool; it identifies you as being full of yourself.
I'm really glad JK Rowling didn't die before completing the seventh Harry Potter book. Can you imagine the horror of being subjected to fifty years of "What she would have written."? Ugh.
Based on when children actually get sick, doctors' offices should be open Friday, Saturday, and Sunday from 11:00 PM to 8:00 AM.
I hate it when people refer to their children as "accidents." Besides being too much information, is that really how you want your kid to think of himself, as a mistake or something unwanted? So what if you didn't intend to get pregnant - that means your child was a surprise blessing. He's not the aftermath of a drunken car crash.
Is anyone else annoyed by the mile-long receipts at stores these days? Please stop printing out thirty coupons and the entire legal explanation of the grand prize that will be mine if I just take this survey. I have enough to handle without having to spend ten minutes folding up a receipt so it will fit in my wallet.
Drive thru pharmacies are the only way to go. In fact, I think the entire world should function solely by drive thru and email.
I'm starting to think I need homing devices on all of my stuff. This week I found a pair of Leah's sandals under the kitchen sink, my electric hand mixer in the middle of the garage, and a crockpot in my bathroom. It's no wonder I can never find anything these days, what with two little elves scattering things about.
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Oh, that would be HORRIBLE if JK Rowling did not live to finish the series! Horrible! I still think she should write more books.
And, good luck with those 2 little elves. If you do invent cost effective homing devices, you will make millions. Millions I say. Every blankie in the country will need one.
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