For those who missed the print version:
Based on your longstanding friendship with the David Overly
Family, you have been selected to receive a ballot for the 2012 Overly Awards. (You’re welcome!) Upon completion, ballots should be returned
to us at (home address)*
Best thing about living
in Utah (select one):
□
For the first time in five years, we didn’t have
to pack up and move (hallelujah!)
□
We don’t have to deal with airport security to
visit family and no one in our minivan cares if the kids are crying
□
We can watch LDS General Conference in our
pajamas
Best lesson in
patience (select one):
□
David, for trudging through two more busy
seasons at Big Prestigious Company
□
Bonnie, for cleaning up after innumerable twin-related
disasters
□
Bonnie, for teaching Michael how to tie his shoes
Biggest accomplishment
of the year (select one):
□
Bonnie, for successfully potty-training the twins
□
Bonnie, for successfully potty-training the
twins
□
Bonnie, for successfully potty-training the
twins (What, you think someone else
should win this one??)
Funniest thing to
come out of 6-year-old Michael’s mouth (select one):
□
“Mom, I finished cleaning my room! Don’t look under my bed, okay?”
□
Trying to decide between marrying his friend,
Samara, or his friend, Clara: “Mom, can
I marry two girls?”
□
To dinner guests: "My dad's been caught by the police three times!"
Best thing about
Michael learning to speak French in the language immersion program at school:
□
If we are ever stuck in France, Michael will be
able to ask where the bathroom is
□
We have an excuse to eat more pastries
□
We can now sound more intellectual by
legitimately using phrases like “joie de vivre” and “soupe du jour”
Most creative
disaster concocted by our almost 3-year-old twins, Matthew and Leah (select
one):
□ The one where Matthew opened the garage freezer,
turned the temperature to “off” and then shut the door, resulting in over $100
of ruined food and Mom spending an hour scraping rotted chicken guts and soggy
roll dough off of every shelf
□ The one where Leah and Matthew performed what
can only be described as a “spice dance” in the kitchen, using entire jars of
cumin, ginger, and red pepper flakes, and, as a bonus, a bottle of blue food
coloring
□ The one where Leah and Matthew were caught naked
on the bathroom counter, up to their knees in a sink overflowing with soapy
water, rubbing a stick of butter all over each other and the mirror
Most difficult
disaster to clean (select one):
□ Butter smeared all over the inside of the toaster
□ White-out painted (and dried) all over the
kitchen bar stools
□ Vaseline smeared on the carpet
Cleaning product
which has done the most to ensure the twins’ continued survival (select
one):
□ Mr. Clean Magic Erasers
□ Clorox Wipes
□ Little Green Carpet Cleaner
Best Way to Keep In
Touch With Us (select all) :
□ Send us an email at (email address)
□ Call us at one of our phone numbers:
Home: xxx-xxx-xxxx
David Cell:
xxx-xxx-xxxx
Bonnie Cell:
xxx-xxx-xxxx
We Want to Wish You
(select all):
□ A Merry Christmas
□ A joyful New Year
□ Scales that have been set back ten pounds
*Don’t
worry, you don’t actually have to return the ballot (unless you want to, of
course - in which case, drop it off in person and stay for a visit!)
Love, The Overlys
David, Bonnie, Michael, Matthew and Leah
David, Bonnie, Michael, Matthew and Leah
5 comments:
This is hilarious. Can I steal this idea for our future Christmas letter? If I ever actually send one out...
Happy New Year! We miss you!
I love your Christmas letters! I was thinking the other day about how Maeve's mischiefs were much tamer than our twins' were. I think it's pretty much a proven fact that twins totally equal about four single toddlers in mischief-making... ;) Maybe five. Those were hilarious and terrible to read! Also, that is an adorable picture of the three rascals! The twins are getting so tall!!
Kristen, feel free to steal the idea. Just make sure you send me a copy. :)
As always, we hooted over your letter. Brilliant, witty, need to see you soon! Have we missed our window as tax season is suddenly upon us again??
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